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You are a god.

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"The Colognization of Mars" 👌

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Nov 27, 2022·edited Nov 27, 2022

Wow wow wow. I imagined something like that and all I have is a draft, this is so much better.

Sergia

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*Picks up essay from the "satire" shelf and places it in the "documentary" shelf.*

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"What We Owe the Past roused Doug [Smith] from his daily life. He imagined joining this movement and being remembered as a monumental hero some thousands of years in the past."

--The Rational Utilitarian Love Movement: A Historical Retrospective

"The long history of our cult's persecution by the Conspiracy goes back for generations untold... You should know this - you were/will be there in the Beforelife!"

--The Book of the SubGenius

"Doug Smith showed the weight of a lifetime time spent in search of Dobbs' fabled SLACK... Doug had been at "Bob's" side from the late sixties, back in the early days, serving as go-between for Dobbs and his contacts in the New Left and later, the developing New Right."

--World Without Slack

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